{"product_id":"for-internal-screaming-only-funny-rubber-stamp-9654-duo","title":"For Internal Screaming Only Funny Rubber Stamp","description":"Inhale, exhale, and let the “FOR INTERNAL SCREAMING ONLY” funny rubber stamp do the talking—featuring a minimalist file-folder icon with a wide-eyed scream face beside the bold declaration that perfectly labels the chaos you keep polished on the outside and panic-filed on the inside.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIdeal for both professionals and hobbyists, this internal screaming stamp is built on the Shiny Duo’s smart modular design with a protective dust cover for clean, dependable storage. The ergonomically designed handle includes a fungistatic agent for a more hygienic grip, while the high-quality engraved die delivers crisp impressions with both industrial and water-based inks (ink pad sold separately).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurn daily frustrations into a quick, satisfying moment of levity—stamp it onto notebooks, planners, folders, drafts, or scrapbooks for an instant mood-boosting label that gets laughs from coworkers, classmates, and friends. Portable, reusable, and always ready when the workload gets loud.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose your perfect fit: Small 1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\" or Large 3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\"—great for an office administrative assistant handling high volumes of paperwork or a high school teacher grading assignments and leaving humorous notes that land just right.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy shop with Acorn Sales? Fast, dependable seals and stamps with quick turnaround—so you get crisp, professional results delivered promptly and reliably. Order now from Acorn Sales and make every hectic day a little funnier, one stamp at a time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFor Internal Screaming Only Funny Rubber Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStress-Relief Humor: Turn daily frustration into a quick laugh with the bold “FOR INTERNAL SCREAMING ONLY” message and wide-eyed folder icon—perfect for keeping your calm on the outside while labeling the chaos on the inside.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp Impressions: A high-quality engraved die delivers sharp, readable prints that stand out on paperwork, planners, notebooks, and craft projects using industrial or water-based inks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHygienic Handle: Ergonomic grip includes a fungistatic agent to help keep handling cleaner during busy days of stamping, grading, or high-volume admin work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean Storage: Smart modular design plus a protective dust cover helps keep the stamping surface cleaner between uses for dependable results at your desk, in a drawer, or on a rolling cart.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile Outlet: Add a playful cue to drafts, folders, scrapbooks, and teacher feedback—lighthearted enough to spark smiles with coworkers or students while still keeping notes organized.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo Size Choices: Pick Small (1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\") for tight spaces like planners and margins, or Large (3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\") for bold visibility on files, handouts, and folder tabs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong-Lasting Value: Durable, reusable construction makes it cost-effective over time; ink pad sold separately so you can choose the color and type that fits your workflow.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shiny","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48770686812389,"sku":"9654-DUO","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9371\/1303\/files\/9654_black-main-duo.jpg?v=1775844554","url":"https:\/\/acornsales.com\/products\/for-internal-screaming-only-funny-rubber-stamp-9654-duo","provider":"Acorn Sales Company Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}