{"product_id":"for-internal-screaming-only-novelty-office-wood-stamp-9654-r","title":"For Internal Screaming Only Novelty Office Wood Stamp","description":"Scream a little on the inside—then keep the day moving. The “FOR INTERNAL SCREAMING ONLY” novelty office wood stamp delivers perfectly timed workplace humor with a quirky, relatable folder-face design that says what you can’t on busy days. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTurn paperwork, drafts, notes, and in-tray pages into instant comic relief. It’s a quick, harmless ritual for venting stress, breaking tension, and building camaraderie—ideal for office administrators buried in documents or customer service pros coming off a tough call. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade to feel as good as it looks: an ergonomic black wooden handle sits comfortably in your hand, while precision laser engraving creates crisp impressions that last. No self-inking moving parts to fuss with—just reliable, satisfying presses every time. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eColor-switching is effortless with a separate ink pad, so you can match any mood or project. Use it with a variety of inks and materials, including fabric, for everything from DIY gifts to creative office labeling. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose your size: Small 1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\" or Large 3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\". Shop with Acorn Sales for fast turnaround, sharp quality, and responsive service—order today and add a little levity to your daily grind. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFor Internal Screaming Only Novelty Office Wood Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSTRESS RELIEF: Stamp “FOR INTERNAL SCREAMING ONLY” on drafts, notes, and in-tray papers for a quick, harmless vent that keeps the day moving and the mood lighter. Great for office admins and customer service pros who need a funny reset between tasks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOFFICE HUMOR: Spark instant camaraderie with a relatable desk gag that gets coworkers smiling without saying a word. Perfect for adding personality to routine paperwork and team banter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eERGONOMIC GRIP: Enjoy an easy, comfortable hold with the smooth black wooden handle designed for repeat stamping without hand fatigue. A simple upgrade that feels good in your hand and looks sharp on your desk.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCOLOR FLEXIBILITY: Switch ink colors anytime with a separate ink pad—no mess, no commitment, just quick changes to match your project or office system. Works beautifully with many ink types for crisp, clean impressions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCRAFTING VERSATILITY: Use it on paper, cardstock, and even fabric-friendly inks to elevate DIY projects, envelopes, journals, and labels with a bold, funny mark. A creative tool that’s as useful for crafting as it is for paperwork.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLONG-LASTING PRECISION: Laser-engraved for sharp detail and consistent prints, with no moving parts to jam like self-inking designs. Built for reliable performance through countless impressions.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSIZE OPTIONS: Choose the Small 1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\" for tight spaces or the Large 3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\" for maximum visibility and impact. Pick the footprint that fits your workflow, files, and style.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ASC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48770770272485,"sku":"9654-R","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9371\/1303\/files\/9654_black-main-wood-asc.jpg?v=1775845292","url":"https:\/\/acornsales.com\/products\/for-internal-screaming-only-novelty-office-wood-stamp-9654-r","provider":"Acorn Sales Company Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}