{"product_id":"i-heard-it-funny-office-wood-stamp-9645-r","title":"I Heard It Funny Office Wood Stamp","description":"Make your message loud, clear, and hilariously memorable with the I Heard It Funny Office Wood Stamp—featuring a cartoon parrot and the unapologetic caption: “I HEARD IT. STILL DUMB.” It’s the perfect quick-hit response for notes, memos, forms, tickets, and submissions when you want to keep things consistent while adding a sharp, playful edge.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuilt for everyday use, this classic wood-handle stamp pairs timeless style with modern performance: a comfortable black wooden handle, crisp laser engraving for precision, and a design made to deliver clean impressions again and again. Swap in your preferred ink pad for fast color changes and keep your workflow moving without rewriting the same feedback repeatedly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade to handle more than paper, this stamp is compatible with industrial inks and works great for fabric and many non-porous surfaces when paired with the right ink—ideal for office managers, customer service teams, and anyone who needs a light-touch way to flag miscommunication or add character to routine paperwork.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose the size that fits your space and style: Small (1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\") for tight margins and quick hits, or Large (3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\") for bold, can’t-miss impressions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOrder from Acorn Sales for fast, dependable fulfillment and quality you can count on. Every stamp is produced with care, checked for performance, and shipped promptly—so you’re ready to stamp, respond, and move on with confidence.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eI Heard It Funny Office Wood Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime-Saving Response Tool: Stamp “I HEARD IT. STILL DUMB.” to reply instantly on memos, notes, tickets, and submissions—no more rewriting the same feedback, just quick, clear communication with personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eConsistency Across Teams: Keep tone and messaging uniform for office managers and customer service reps by using the same crisp impression every time, reducing miscommunication and keeping workflows moving.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMorale-Boosting Humor: The cartoon parrot graphic adds sharp, playful sarcasm that makes routine paperwork more engaging and memorable—ideal for lightening the mood without derailing professionalism.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort-Grip Wood Handle: Classic black wooden handle feels solid and comfortable in hand for frequent daily use, helping you stamp cleanly and confidently without awkward slipping.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor Flexibility: Use your preferred separate inking pad for fast color changes—swap ink colors in seconds to match departments, priority levels, or internal coding systems.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrecision Laser Engraving: Laser-engraved design delivers sharp lines and reliable detail for a clean, readable mark that looks polished on forms, envelopes, and office documents.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwo Size Choices: Choose Small (1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\") for compact notes and tight spaces or Large (3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\") for high-visibility impressions that stand out at a glance.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile Ink Compatibility: Works with industrial inks for marking fabric and many non-porous surfaces—great for offices, shipping rooms, and back-of-house labeling when you need a durable impression.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ASC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48770769584357,"sku":"9645-R","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9371\/1303\/files\/9645_black-main-wood-asc.jpg?v=1775845285","url":"https:\/\/acornsales.com\/products\/i-heard-it-funny-office-wood-stamp-9645-r","provider":"Acorn Sales Company Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}