{"product_id":"im-not-mad-just-disappointed-novelty-hand-stamp-9663-duo","title":"I'm Not Mad, Just Disappointed Novelty Hand Stamp","description":"Deliver the ultimate comedic side-eye with the “I’m Not Mad, Just Disappointed” Novelty Hand Stamp—featuring a cracked trophy tipping over beside bold lettering for a perfectly sharp, satisfyingly playful emotional mic drop. Add instant personality to paperwork, grading, cards, journals, and notes without writing the same line a hundred times.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuilt on the Shiny Duo platform, this stamp is made for busy professionals and enthusiastic creators alike. A modular snap-on dust cover helps protect the die between uses, while the anti-fungal grip keeps it comfortable and secure in your hand—even during long stamping sessions.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery impression looks clean and consistent thanks to a high-quality, precision laser-engraved rubber die designed to perform beautifully with both industrial and water-based inks. It’s reusable, durable, and made to save you money over time—ideal for batch-stamping stacks of forms, classroom papers, gift tags, party favors, and scrapbooking pages.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose the size that fits your vibe: Small 1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\" for subtle, snarky emphasis, or Large 3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\" for maximum “disappointed but make it funny” impact. Ink pad sold separately, so you can pick the exact pad and color that matches your workflow.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect for the overworked office manager who needs a humorous way to mark paperwork, or the high school teacher who wants a lighthearted stamp for grading and classroom notes—this is the desk accessory that sparks smiles, conversations, and just the right amount of gentle judgment.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy shop with Acorn Sales? Get quality seals and stamps fast with quick turnaround, reliable production, and rapid shipping—no long waits, just a ready-to-use stamp you can count on. Order today and start stamping disappointment the fun way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eI'm Not Mad, Just Disappointed Novelty Hand Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHumor-Boosting: Instantly add the unforgettable “I’m not mad, just disappointed” line to paperwork, notes, cards, and journals—so your message lands as playful sarcasm instead of harsh criticism. The cracked-trophy graphic delivers a stylish emotional mic drop that gets laughs and knowing nods.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime-Saving: Stamp crisp, consistent impressions in seconds and skip repetitive handwriting when you’re batch-making gift tags, party favors, classroom notes, or office reminders. Reusable design keeps your workflow fast and your message perfectly uniform every time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClean-Storage: Modular snap-on dust cover helps protect the stamp face between uses, keeping your tool cleaner in drawers, bags, and desk caddies. Less debris on the die means more reliable impressions when you need them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort-Grip: Anti-fungal grip material provides a secure, comfortable hold for frequent stamping sessions—ideal for overworked office managers and busy teachers. Ergonomic handling helps reduce hand fatigue during repetitive tasks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp-Detail: Precision laser-engraved rubber die produces sharp lettering and clear artwork for a professional-looking imprint. Designed to perform smoothly with both industrial and water-based inks (ink pad sold separately).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize-Choice: Pick the footprint that fits your space and style—Small 1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\" for tight margins and quick marks, or Large 3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\" for bold, easy-to-read impact. Two size options make it easy to match your stamping needs.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable-Value: Built for long-lasting use, this Shiny Duo novelty hand stamp is a dependable desk accessory that sparks smiles and conversation while saving money over time. From grading to approvals to scrapbooking, it’s the stamp you’ll reach for again and again.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shiny","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48770687598821,"sku":"9663-DUO","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9371\/1303\/files\/9663_black-main-duo.jpg?v=1775844558","url":"https:\/\/acornsales.com\/products\/im-not-mad-just-disappointed-novelty-hand-stamp-9663-duo","provider":"Acorn Sales Company Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}