{"product_id":"instant-scream-alarm-funny-self-inking-stamp-9675-si","title":"Instant Scream Alarm Funny Self-Inking Stamp","description":"Quirk up your paperwork with the Instant Scream Alarm Funny Self-Inking Stamp—your new go-to for turning everyday notes, grading, and office messages into laugh-out-loud moments with one satisfying press.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Featuring an emergency-style push button graphic and a tiny character in full panic mode, this bold black-and-white design shouts: “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PANIC LOUDLY.” It’s the perfect punchline for memos, packages, to-do lists, and “please read” reminders that need to stand out at a glance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Press. Print. Repeat. The built-in ink pad means no messy extras, no complicated setup—just crisp, consistent impressions every time. Precision laser engraving keeps lines sharp and clean, so your humor looks as polished as your point.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Make it your own: choose from 11 vibrant ink colors and pick a chic case—Light Pink, Purple, Midnight Black, or Fuchsia. Plus, select the size that fits your style: Small (1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\") for quick hits, or Large (3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\") for maximum dramatic flair.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Built for real-life chaos, this stamp delivers up to 10,000 impressions before needing a refill, and swapping the ink pad is fast and simple—ideal for busy teachers, prank-loving coworkers, and anyone who appreciates practical tools with personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e Why shop with Acorn Sales? You get premium results fast—quick production, rapid shipping, and reliable delivery—so you can start stamping smiles (and mild panic) right away. Order now and let your next message make an entrance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eInstant Scream Alarm Funny Self-Inking Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant Humor: Turn bland notes into laugh-out-loud moments with the “IN CASE OF EMERGENCY PANIC LOUDLY” design—perfect for coworkers, students, and anyone who appreciates a little office drama on paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEffortless Press-and-Print: Self-inking convenience means no separate ink pad, no fuss, and no mess—just a quick press for a clean, consistent impression every time.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp, Pro-Quality Impressions: Laser-engraved detail delivers sharp lines and readable text, so your joke lands instantly at a glance on forms, folders, envelopes, and labels.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt to Keep Up: Engineered for up to 10,000 impressions before a refill, with a swap-and-go ink pad system that keeps your workflow fast and your hands clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose Your Perfect Fit: Available in two practical sizes—Small 1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\" for tight spaces or Large 3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\" for maximum impact and visibility.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStyle + Color Control: Pick from 11 vibrant ink colors and sleek case options (Light Pink, Purple, Midnight Black, or Fuchsia) to match your vibe, desk aesthetic, or classroom theme.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant Attention-Getter: Ideal for grading, office communication, organizing paperwork, or labeling packages—because when it stands out, it gets remembered and acted on.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGift-Ready Mischief: A charming gag gift for prank-friendly coworkers and teachers who love playful feedback—shipped fast with Acorn Sales so you can stamp, laugh, and repeat without the wait.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Trodat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48770852847845,"sku":"9675-SI","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9371\/1303\/files\/9675_black-main-self-inking-asc.jpg?v=1775846091","url":"https:\/\/acornsales.com\/products\/instant-scream-alarm-funny-self-inking-stamp-9675-si","provider":"Acorn Sales Company Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}