{"product_id":"solemn-trophy-club-sarcastic-self-inking-stamp-9663-si","title":"Solemn Trophy Club Sarcastic Self-Inking Stamp","description":"Kicking off the “Solemn Trophy Club” vibe, this sarcastic stamp delivers the perfect deadpan verdict in one clean press: a broken trophy icon on the left, and bold, unmistakable text on the right—“I’M NOT MAD, JUST DISAPPOINTED,” stacked with crisp divider lines for maximum effect.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade for fast-paced desks and delightfully petty paperwork, it lets you mark forms, grading, approvals, and routine documents with a consistent message—no repeating yourself, no messy ink pad hunt, no smudgy aftermath. One press, instant clarity, instant personality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose the look, choose the mood: 11 vibrant ink colors, plus chic case shades (Light Pink, Purple, Midnight Black, or Fuchsia). Every impression stays sharp thanks to a precision laser-engraved die—clean lines, professional finish, and a punchline that lands every time.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuilt for endurance and convenience, it delivers up to 10,000 impressions before a refill, with an ink pad that’s both reinkable and replaceable—so your favorite bit never has to retire early.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePick your perfect size: Small (1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\") for tidy notes and tight margins, or Large (3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\") when you want the message to speak louder. Ideal for office administrators with a sense of humor, and hobbyist crafters who love witty journaling, cards, and scrapbooking.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy shop with Acorn Sales? Fast, reliable turnaround from order to shipment—so your stamp arrives quickly, ready to start making impressions immediately. Place your order today and let disappointment look impeccably polished.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSolemn Trophy Club Sarcastic Self-Inking Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTime-Saving Efficiency: Mark paperwork in seconds with a consistent sarcastic message—no more rewriting the same reactions on forms, approvals, or graded pages. Self-inking action delivers a clean impression with a simple press.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant Humor: The broken trophy icon plus bold “I’M NOT MAD, JUST DISAPPOINTED” sets the tone at a glance, adding personality to routine office tasks or classroom feedback. Perfect for administrators, teachers, and anyone who appreciates dry wit.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne-Press Cleanliness: Built-in ink means no messy separate pad to find, open, or smudge—just press and move on. Keeps desks, hands, and projects tidy during high-volume use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp Professional Look: Laser-engraved dies create sharp lines and clear text for a polished impression every time. Your message stays readable on documents, labels, journals, and craft paper.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eColor Customization: Choose from 11 vibrant ink colors to match your workflow, theme, or mood. Finish it off with a stylish case in Light Pink, Purple, Midnight Black, or Fuchsia.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong-Lasting Value: Enjoy up to 10,000 impressions before needing attention, making it a smart everyday tool for busy desks. Reinkable and replaceable ink pad options keep it going for the long haul.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSize Flexibility: Pick Small (1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\") for tight margins and quick notations, or Large (3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\") for maximum impact and visibility. Great for planners, cards, scrapbooks, and office stacks.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFast, Reliable Fulfillment: Acorn Sales prioritizes rapid turnaround so your order ships quickly and arrives ready to use. Count on dependable service without compromising on quality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Trodat","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48770852159717,"sku":"9663-SI","price":15.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9371\/1303\/files\/9663_black-main-self-inking-asc.jpg?v=1775846085","url":"https:\/\/acornsales.com\/products\/solemn-trophy-club-sarcastic-self-inking-stamp-9663-si","provider":"Acorn Sales Company Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}