{"product_id":"you-had-me-at-im-leaving-sarcastic-hand-stamp-9673-duo","title":"You Had Me At I'm Leaving' Sarcastic Hand Stamp","description":"Punchy, cheeky, and impossible to ignore, the “You Had Me At I’m Leaving” Sarcastic Hand Stamp turns any goodbye into a laugh-out-loud mic drop—perfect for anyone who loves humor with a dramatic exit.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeaturing a bold stick-figure bursting through the door while paperwork fades into irrelevance, this design flips the classic rom-com line into a confident, witty statement that gets instant reactions and keeps the mood light.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBuilt on the durable Shiny Duo body, it’s made for everyday use with a robust, flexible design, a protective dust cover, and a fungistatic handle for long-lasting comfort and reliability. Finished with a custom laser-engraved rubber die for crisp impressions and compatibility with industrial and water-based inks. Ink pad not included—choose your favorite separately for the color you want.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eUse it to stamp invitations, guest books, party favors, office send-off notes, DIY crafts, or even as a playful wrist-check tool at sarcastic-themed events. Fast, clean, and easy—one press delivers a memorable, shareable laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eChoose your perfect fit: Small 1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\" for subtle shade, or Large 3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\" for maximum impact.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhy shop with Acorn Sales? Get seals and stamps fast with quick, dependable service and premium quality you can count on. Order today for speedy shipping and a product that’s ready to make every exit unforgettable.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch2\u003eYou Had Me At I'm Leaving' Sarcastic Hand Stamp Highlights and Features\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInstant Laughs: Turn any goodbye into a punchline with the “You had me at I’m leaving” message and bold stick-figure exit design that gets instant reactions at parties, office farewells, and sarcastic-themed events.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEffortless Marking: Quick, clean stamping makes it easy to add your cheeky imprint to invitations, guest books, thank-you notes, party favors, or DIY crafts in seconds.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt to Last: The Shiny Duo body is robust yet flexible for everyday use, with a protective dust cover that keeps the die clean and ready between uses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHygienic Grip: A fungistatic handle helps resist unwanted growth and supports long-term use in shared spaces like offices, classrooms, or event check-in stations.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrisp Impressions: Custom laser-engraved rubber die delivers sharp, readable results, so your sarcastic message stays clear on paper, cardstock, and more.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInk Freedom: Compatible with both industrial and water-based inks, so you can choose the pad that fits your project (ink pad not included; purchase separately).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect Fit Options: Choose the size that matches your stamping needs—Small 1\/2\" x 1-1\/2\" for subtle humor or Large 3\/4\" x 2-1\/4\" for bold, can't-miss impact.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVersatile Use Cases: Great for an office manager “approving” time-off requests or a bartender checking wrist stamps—creates conversation, lightens the mood, and doubles as a memorable keepsake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Shiny","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48770688221413,"sku":"9673-DUO","price":12.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/9371\/1303\/files\/9673_black-main-duo.jpg?v=1775844574","url":"https:\/\/acornsales.com\/products\/you-had-me-at-im-leaving-sarcastic-hand-stamp-9673-duo","provider":"Acorn Sales Company Inc","version":"1.0","type":"link"}